Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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