To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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