How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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