what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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