You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
