I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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