I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
