Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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