did you get engaged???
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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