did you get engaged???
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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