I didn't shave. On purpose
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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