direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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