Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
