I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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