Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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