Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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