i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Drunk is not a location!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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