My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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