Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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