They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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