Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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