I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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