that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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