I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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