I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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