At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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