That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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