The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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