Duck Duck Cougar?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
do herpes really smell.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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