what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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