absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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