I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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