Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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