dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
God I need to hump something, right now.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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