I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize