is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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