Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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