nut hugger
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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