So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i think my cat just said my name.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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