So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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