no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
this will be a night to untag.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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