Its about making memories worth repressing
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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