That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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