we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
