I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
And then he peed in my hair
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