Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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