He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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