If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He has the fingertips of a God
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