Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
