i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You've changed since you got that strap on
did i just pee glitter
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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