You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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