It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
