Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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