All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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